Table Tennis One Liners and Jokes

What do you serve but not eat? 
A table tennis ball. 


What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a table tennis court? 
Annette 


Why are fish not good at table tennis? 
They don't like getting close to the net. 


What did one table tennis ball say to the other table tennis ball? 
"See you round.." 


Why are spiders great table tennis players? 
Cause they have great topspin. 


What do you call a competitive table tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend? 
Homeless 


What happens when you use pickles for a table tennis game? 
You get a volley of the Dills. 


What do a dentist and a table tennis coach have in common? 
They both use drills! 


When does a table tennis player go to sleep? 
Around Tennish. 


Where is the first table tennis match mentioned in the Bible? 
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. 


What's a horse's favorite sport? 
Stable Tennis. 


My table tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. 

Table Tennis is 10% of the time hitting a table tennis ball, 90% of the time chasing the ball around the room. 

A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor's orders, so he decides to play table tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine, " the manager says. "When I'm playing and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, 'To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!'" "Really? What happens then?" the secretary asks. "Then my body says, 'Who? Me? You must be kidding!"

:Hello Graeme

I didn't know there were that many table tennis jokes! Made me chuckle.